• 13:41 Eating Boston Market cornbread in the car. Ain't nothing wrong with that. #
• 15:12 Pastie checks. Ah burlesque. I love it. #

• 14:33 I just want things to go right in my life. I don't want to be that girl who always fucks up. Come on and get your act together S.B. #
• 16:07 Who doesn’t do this?: One of the biggest "trends" in body modification "fashion" has been the decorative thread.. bit.ly/6qq32c #
• 00:15 ICP has a boardgame. I played it. It was surprisingly complex.....and fun. Wut? #
• 00:48 @spiralfrenzy Yeah. They are good with their merchandising. #

• 12:09 @ingenuelle Congrats bb! #
• 12:46 @ingenuelle I miss you too! You going to @YersyniaPestis's tonight? #
• 12:47 @ingenuelle when do you wanna get together and watch some MI-5? We got all 6 seasons. #
• 12:57 Hooray! I graduated from high school for reals! #
• 10:14 Anybody have The Stripper by David Rose in mp3 format? Care to share it? #
• 10:24 Nevermind. Thank you interwebs! #
• 11:15 @YersyniaPestis Thanks boo but I was able to download it. I can't believe I didn't have that song yet. #

• 12:22 Awesome thing to find out. My high school has no record of my graduation. Vailidation of my invisibility. #
• 12:44 Why go through all of this for a job I know I won't like and will quit? #
• 12:44 I'm overqualified anyway. #
• 17:38 I almost busted my ass slipping on ice as I was walking to my front door. We live in the shadest part of Abq. Ugh. I hate this apt. #

• 12:15 @xwyntir congratulatons!!!!!! Party!!! #
• 14:15 The Acne-Dairy Connection:
  Vrschikasana Pincha Mayurasana. Stopping dairy consumption- since dairy is very aci.. bit.ly/8EFAxz #
• 18:03 I am being very unproductive right now. #
• 18:35 I have decided that I need to have a baby. Not that kind of baby. The EPIC PROJECT OF AWESOME THAT I WILL CREATE baby. #

• 20:58 I admit it. I also slept with Tiger Woods. #
• 21:02 @anngora I hope he's paying attention. Each tweet is gonna cost him $3mil each. #
• 22:28 Deer Doe: How do I get my name out?:
  I was really hoping you could take just a few minutes out of your time to.. bit.ly/5De6yv #
• 22:54 I NEED TO DO THIS. I CHOOSE TO GET MY ACT TOGETHER AND DO THIS AND SUCCEED!!!! #

• 15:20 Omg! There is going to be a Persian/Bollywood workout class starting in March. I HAVE TO DO THIS!!!! #
• 15:21 @YersyniaPestis Wow that is fantastic!!!!! What a wonderful surprise! #
• 15:45 @ingenuelle So I just read @AaronSnowden reply. I think it would work. Then you and you baby can participate. #
• 16:31 @Baroque_noMonet I could only see the first pair. What's the second choice? #
• 17:49 @Baroque_noMonet I like the first pair. #
• 18:17 I am mad craving a burger and fries with a chocolate shake. #
• 18:29 @Baroque_noMonet It's very "meh" to me. And I demand more Tim Curry. #
• 21:06 Oh come on!! Dear movie writers, you can do better!! #
• 21:43 The horse was totally peeing! I love that that was their best take. The one with the horse piss. #Alice #
• 21:45 @iamsuffocating Write about cheesemaking and call it your Monty Python paper. It totally works. @JohnCleese would be proud. #
• 22:00 I demand a Battlestar Galactica porn. Triple six threesome y'all! Can I get a so say we all? #
• 22:26 WEAK!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOO!BOOOOOOO!BOOOOOOO!#Alice #
• 23:36 RT @thomaslennon Figure skaters should hold a dildo or machete in each hand to make it more exciting. #

• 16:56 I was just on the New Mexico Challenge gameshow. I totally lost but free food!! #
• 17:10 Dear gods Twilight is horrible. #
• 18:52 @Baroque_noMonet That is awesome!! #
• 08:25 @AaronSnowden that's why you batter dip and fry them. Mmmm Mmmm. #
• 10:26 How Getting An F On Your School Paper Makes You A Better Blogger: This guest post was written by Rob Sutton fro.. bit.ly/8jldpW #

• 12:11 Busy busy! Working on two newsletters for @Tallpaulmagic #
• 12:16 A Burlesque Night Before Christmas: (wrote this in 2004)
  ‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the h.. bit.ly/4AW5UY #
• 14:14 I have an idea: Making your ideas come to life in DIY, crafting or any industry is always a challenge. That´s w.. bit.ly/74S7oC #
• 14:48 Checking myself out in the mirror and DAMN I look good. Hooping has worked wonders on my body. I'm gonna say it. I have a slammin bod. #
• 16:09 @entswife no classes yet. I hoop at Bataan Park on Sunday morning. But id be happy to teach you. #
• 17:10 @CultureFluxMag I brought some chocolate and some sweet sweet lovin. #
• 17:10 @entswife Groovy!! #
• 17:55 @entswife Will do! What's your email? You can dm me if you want. #
• 17:56 @CultureFluxMag You are very welcome! #
• 18:15 "Everyday Happy" cute book, + 10 copies to give away!: A flow chart for happiness... is it THAT easy?.. bit.ly/5SdAnf #
• 20:29 @anngora aww damnit. Totally missed your reply about the manager being there. #
• 21:48 @anngora will do! #
• 23:32 I think things have shifted and it is time. I think I'm being pushed in the right direction. #
• 00:31 My right ankle is wrecked but I finally kicked the hoop up off the floor and got it up to my waist 3 times tonight! #
• 00:31 It helps to hoop without pants!!! #
• 11:03 Must be nice being in a biker gang and having a police escort inorder to stop traffic. #
• 11:05 They keep on coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
• 11:07 Its like a fuckinhg clown car! One after another and another and another...... #
• 11:12 Oh it was toys for tots! They are done #
• 11:13 @YersyniaPestis a great big biker gang vagina! #

• 12:23 Give the gift of Burlesque this season.: wp.me/pDWGK-68 #
• 12:24 New blog post: tinyurl.com/yk6u89o - Give the gift of Burlesque this season. #
• 12:25 Give the gift of Burlesque this season.:  
  
  
  Don’t be a Scrooge McDuck and miss out on some of the hottes.. bit.ly/8ifCNB #
• 12:58 RT @copyblogger Four Things 50 Cent Can Teach You About Connecting with Your Audience | Copyblogger bit.ly/8jFXao #
• 14:16 7 "Really?!" Ways to Improve Your Skin: 1. Reduce your dairyNatural hormones in milk, cottage cheese, and sherb.. bit.ly/5ZlOu5 #
• 14:43 I got to hustle. Hustle baby hustle. Even the stars are telling me to hustle. #
• 15:57 RUDE! #
• 16:21 Some policies are just plain stupid. #
• 17:44 @strixkat I wish you all the luck in the universe!! #
• 23:44 @strixkat Thank you love! @Tallpaulmagic says you are his hero! Congrats!!!!!!!! #
• 09:48 @anngora I think you need to get rid of him and hire me. I m very punctual. #
• 10:07 @anngora groovy! Where you at? #
• 10:17 @anngora Rock on!!!! #

Don’t be a Scrooge McDuck and miss out on some of the hottest ladies in Albuquerque melting the away the winter blues.

For and extra treat, Miss Scantilly Lace you is on the bottom flyer will be performing tonight at Exhale. Get your shimmy on at 9pm and only $5 at the door!

• 12:18 @simonpegg New Mexico luvs you back! #
• 13:16 Senators Protect Mammograms, Screening Tests for Women [Health Nuts]: From the AP: Senators Barbara Mikulski (l.. bit.ly/5GWLvl #
• 15:03 @Baroque_noMonet I can't Ugg hate. If I had the money I totally get some. They have a style that looks like a motorcycle boot. #
• 15:32 @Synaesthesia Mmmm rum balls. Love it. #
• 15:43 Why are 95% of the job listings on Craigslist fake? I just want to real job god damn it!!!!!!! #
• 16:56 Bunbdled up and headed to the Shop and Stroll in Nob Hill. #
• 23:03 @_TokyoHardcore_ You totally need to carry stuff from @shrinkle and carry her sugarpill makeup line. #
• 23:10 I am very envious of all you independent business type peoples. #
• 01:27 How To Look More Toned:
  
  Trikonasana variation. Photo courtesy of Josh Maready. www.joshmaready.com Our Diet H.. bit.ly/6t7LV1 #
• 10:16 The art of burlesque:
  picture by Daisuke Shirako’s I’m no saint but on the way to my first ever burlesque clas.. bit.ly/4CxDHQ #
• 10:29 Staying in bed and hiding from the world is in order today. When I give up, I give up in a comfy bed. #

• 12:47 @YersyniaPestis Wow. Just..wow. that's pretty awful. #
• 12:51 I feel like screaming. Uuuuuuuuggggggghhh fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. #
• 13:44 Ugh. I feel like I'm starting to freak out. I don't want to do this. I am being such a baby. #
• 14:19 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE BOOKING A SHOW: The Holidays are here, and even with the economy the way it is, .. bit.ly/5Z3J32 #
• 16:46 Why is this so hard? It shouldn't be. Arrrrggggg! #
• 04:44 Up. Trying not to think about doom and gloom but it creeps in whether you want it to or not. #
• 09:23 Oh Look More Photos!: wp.me/pDWGK-64 #
• 09:23 New blog post: tinyurl.com/yaoy6ms - Oh Look More Photos! #
• 09:25 Oh Look More Photos!: Just a bunch of leftover photos from October/November including my Halloween costume.&#16.. bit.ly/8TenXx #

• 15:32 I think I would rather sell drugs than work retail. #
• 15:49 @AaronSnowden She's more than a twat. Cuntsnot? Full of awful? #
• 17:00 @TheSpinsterz Holy crap that video was amazing. She is my hooping hero now! #
• 17:35 @KryptonGirl I'd have to agree. #
• 18:23 Secretly, I want to keep up with the Jones. Well, now it's not so much a secret. In that case, give me money so I can get a Macbook pro. #
• 21:16 Looking Sharp:
  This Gwar-worthy corset is from from New York’s The Blonds (you may remember them for the syrin.. bit.ly/524G52 #
• 22:29 Watching Dumb & Dumber always makes me want to go to Colorado. #
• 08:45 Hooray for the exterminator that comes today. You are dead roaches!!! #
• 10:21 Sigh. #

• 16:21 I need another laptop. This one is clearly @virgilcat's: yfrog.com/4i5npyj #
• 17:49 Nothing like some dixieland swing live to end your day. #
• 10:06 Once again Rick James' Mary Jane song floats through my head. Dooooo Dooooo Dooooooo. Maaaary Jaaaaaane! #

• 18:42 Holy Shit! Bob Saget on America's Funniest Videos! Omg omg omg omg! I love you Bob Saget! #
• 08:58 I love how there are a ton of sales and I can't take advantage because I am broke. Story of my life. Oh well who needs a cheap dvd player? #
• 10:12 Blush Response 003 – The Prophesied Eyebrow Tutorial:
  We’ve endured quite a lull, haven’t we? I give you my pe.. bit.ly/8UVcaH #
• 10:47 RT @cybermonday_fm Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009 bit.ly/29rFES #
• 11:20 Wow. I don't feel like doing anything today. Call me overwhlemed and under-joyed. #

• 13:10 I want to spend all my money on kuchi jewelry. Id do it to if I didn't have to pay rent for this roach motel of an apartment. #
• 09:05 I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: love, post, blog - w33.us/1bac #
• 09:07 I feel like watching Kids in the Hall. & I need to get girl drink drunk! #

• 13:44 Woot! space found! Contract to be copied and then sent out!! Yay accomplishment! #
• 13:50 RT @LibbyBulloff My steampunk fashion gift guide is live at SPWS! short.to/yk7y #
• 22:43 I love me some theatre gays and musical plays. We just saw White Christmas. <3 #
• 22:44 @anngora Awwwwww yeah! #
• 11:35 Kwanza stamps at the post office ftw! #

• 22:08 @Autumnbuck OMG sweet! Thanks!! #
• 22:19 I'd Still Gobble It Up: Turkey Cake Failure:
  
  I don't care if it looks like a turd with a tail, I would still .. bit.ly/6eEJea #
• 22:27 What's going on with you? I mean YOU!: wp.me/pDWGK-5N #
• 22:29 @Autumnbuck When I get the $$$ totally hitting you and your friend up for one!! #
• 23:24 What’s going on with you? I mean YOU!: I realize I have been silent the past couple of days. No real upda.. bit.ly/4n5mYv #
• 09:10 Yay! We gets to ress up all fancylike tonight and go into the city and be all proper n shit. #
• 09:18 What’s going on with you? I mean YOU!: I realize I have been silent the past couple of days. No real update sin.. bit.ly/4n5mYv #
• 09:55 Guess who finished her temp assingment and needs a job? Send them my way please. I need $$$$$$$$!!!!! #

• 13:16 It"s time for food! #
• 13:17 @strixkat I'm sure your kitties are in heaven though. #
• 15:44 RT @drtobiasfunke Ready to unbutton my pants and get stuffed. #
• 15:46 I think we may have a yard sale. Or a "we don't have enough space for all this crap" sale. No really no space. #
• 20:01 Do do dooo doooo. Mary JAAAAAAAAAAANE. Kinda digging this song.Hard. #
• 20:03 @Autumnbuck OMG yes! How much? #
• 21:20 I think one of the reasons why I like bellydancing so much is because the music is mostly drum and bass. I love me some d&b. #
• 10:48 Gobble til you wobble. I'm thankful for sleeping in and waking up next to the ones I love. #
• 11:21 Just tried a persimmon for the first time. Got major cotton mouth. Wtf? Not ripe enough. #